Monday 2 April 2012

Other peoples little darlings.

theres one thing most parents secretly hate (at least i hope its not just me) other peoples little darlings. Those screaming badly behaved brats that run amok like feeding time at the zoo at the local park. The child too large to play on the little kids swings, whose dangling off the top bars, and noone seems to own it. Your pretty sure if you went up to it and started yelling at it some 100 stone man would come up to you and scream ''eff off my son you paedo!'' BUT YOU LOOK AROUND AND IT SEEMS TO BE ON ITS OWN! rage ensures...where can you hide its body? I mean it is irritating your cuute little toddler by nearly kicking it, so by proxy its a danger to your child. so it needs wiping out. Que moment where you imagine wrapping it up in a carpet and dragging it kicking and screaming to its mother before throwing it in her face and running off. Oh come on. SURELY ITS NOT JUST ME?!